8 Types Of Selfies You Should Stop Taking

Selfies, we seem to have a love-hate relationship with them. One moment they are declared to be signs of mental disorder and and the next they are deemed to be an expression of loving oneself. Regardless of which camp you are in, selfies are here to stay for the long run.

A selfie is a self-portrait photograph, typically taken with a hand-held digital camera or camera phone. Selfies are often shared on social networking services such as Facebook, Instagram, or Twitter. They are usually flattering and made to appear casual. Most selfies are taken with a camera held at arm's length or pointed at a mirror, rather than by using a self-timer. Before you selfie practitioners go off to take another selfie (to the resignation of the rest of us), you need to know that no all selfies are tolerated. Obviously there are some that are hazardous please don't even think about them. Then there are these 8 selfies I believe should be retired from social media feeds.

1. Toilet Selfies

Of all places to take a selfie, why are you photographing your perfect face in the loo? I mean, I’m sure there are nicer places to take your selfie at home like the garden or the kitchen. Even your wall would make for a better background.

And why are you taking a selfie of yourself while making a dump? Why are you doing this?? This is just nasty. Please keep your business behind closed doors and off social media, good grief.

2. Duckface Selfies

We’re reaching the end of 2014, why is this still a thing? No, you do not look pretty. If anything, it is absolutely unflattering and incredibly ridiculous. A simple smile would do and you look so much better and attractive and not annoying.

3. Crying Selfies

Um, are you okay? Do you need to have some ice cream? Maybe you should get off the Internet for a while you know, so you can pull yourself together.

I still do not know what is the purpose of posting a photo of yourself crying but you should definitely consider taking a break from selfies to down a tub of ice cream. Or doing whatever it is to make yourself happy.

4. Sleeping Selfies

Hey, do you know that no one is buying it? We all know that you just decided to lie on the bed, angle your phone strategically, close your eyes, and press the shutter.

What’s that you say? Your finger just happened to click on the shutter at such an opportune time? Your bae caught you sleeping? Such impress.

Don’t even get me started with the Oh-I’ve-just-woken-up-and-look-how-fabulous-my-hair-is. Or the ones you took after making love. Just, ew no.

5. Driving Selfies

You obviously did not hear about how this woman met a head-on collision right after she took a selfie while driving. Or the bride-to-be who didn’t make it to her wedding because she was taking a selfie with her maid-in-honor in a car. If you did, you would think twice about doing this:

6. Funeral Selfies

…I have no words for this. You get mad props for looking like an insensitive human being though.

I get it. You are probably young and this is your way of dealing with grief. I hate to tell you this, kid but now the whole world knows that you have no respect for the dearly departed.

7. Disaster Selfies

This is why I lose my faith in humanity.

8. Extreme Selfies

Please, stop. Get down from there, you’re going to fall. No really, watch out for that – rock.

Look, I know that selfie on top of that super tall building would make this the ultimate selfie or something.

But you see, that’s what it is: you are endangering yourself and you could end up dead. It isn’t impressive when you are not around to see it.

#PresPollSL and Lankan Tweeps

These days Sri Lankans are getting ready for the presidential election. Main contestants are Mr. Mahinda Rajapakse and Maithripala Sirisena.
Maithri was the former Secretary of SLPF and now contesting as the common candidate representing some opposite parties.
I just wanted write this post not because I support anyone, but I collected some interesting Tweets from Twitter about the the presidency. Eventhough it's just less people, I thought to publish some hilarious and funny tweets which was tweeted under #PresPollSL hash tag. Some were so serious. By the way this what people think for real. I just picked up 15 tweets.

My dream as Digital Marketeer

Well, After my post I couldn't write what has happened to me after that. Well guess what now i'm working at a UK company which sells flight tickets to Africa from London. The company own 50 - 60 websites. And me..... The Internet Marketing Executive. Though it's my designation as the text, I'm doing SEO, Google Analysis, meta tagging and website submitting. Well the place is quiet interesting, but the boss seems a Hassle-Up person. He wants everything just in second. BTW, I completed my Google Adword certificate and Google Analyst certificate. And here I'm getting so much of experience how to deal with webmaster tools and how to handle Google Analytic tools. Hope for the best to work here and get succeeded. :)

 

Lagos Specials

Will tsū effect on Facebook??

The latest social network has been arrived and it's called TSU (pronounced as 'SUE'). This social network is more like facebook as you and me know, you can update your statuses share pics and blah blah blah. But Facebook earns a lot of money and facebook got popular because of us basically a lot of people get signed up on facebook for a day. As per the researches, there're number of people which we can categorize in Facebook country. Even we ignore the fake accounts still there's a huge population who live in this Facebook country.

Well most of us, most of Facebook users search on google "how to earn money on facebook" well it seems funny but it's not, as most of us like to get paid for free and from where we spend a lot of time. But unfortunately not most of us get paid by Facebook. But TSU is paying their user who get signed up with them. For statuses you share, for pics, and others you get paid. TSU keeps only 10% of the profit and the rest of 90% will be distribute among the users. But to get signed up with TSU you need an invitation from one of TSU users. You can't get signed up without an invitation. Eventhough you try to get signed up directly they ask you insert a username of an existing user, basically an invitation.

As it's a newly built social network there might be a change. Well we don't know, cos Facebook has attacked a lot. But hopefully that will make an effect on facebook. it's just a month after starting this network, but it has grown up a lot as by now.
Use the link below if you if to get sign up or click TSU

TSU

Type of Stalkers

Stalkers come from different backgrounds and have different personalities and approaches to their behaviors. Social science researchers have developed various ways of classifying or categorizing stalkers. Most stalkers stalk others on Social Media Networks. Well thought of writing this cos I'm experiencing stalking me in these days. So lemme categorize some stalkers I experienced so far :D If you have any idea you're always welcome to comment on it.  

1) Jobless Stalkers

This kinda stalkers are actually doing a job (no I'm serious) but they do part time job at their offices where they get paid but they their full time to stalk you. See jobless..

2) The Rejected Stalkers 

This kinda stalker whom are your family members, cousins, relations. Rejected stalkers arise when break up with a relationship. You might reject them but still they stalk or it maybe get revenge from you. 

3) Funny Stalkers

These people comes to your Facebook Profile or Tweeter or Instagram get updates. And if your profile is full of happy and funny statuses and tweets they get fired and quickly update their status or tweet as like "Some people are like this and that" LOL.

4) Retarded Stalkers AKA Bitches

You might have experienced these kinda stalkers. These people are waiting to see when you fall from your life. And then they happy about it. 

5) Simple Obsession 

So this is common. Most men are like this. Focus of the stalking is an ex-wife, ex-lover or former boss. In intimate relationships, the stalking frequently starts before the break-up.

6) Restricted Stalkers

lol. These people might be blocked or restricted from your profile or tweeter acc. But however they tend to create a new prof or atleast view your public updates.

7) Wannabe's Stalker

You might have kept these kinda people in your prof from a long time as they're not doing any harm on you. But you know they stalk. Once they get removed from your prof here they update their statuses for being kicked outta profile. It might be the anger or I don't know

8) Silent stalkers

This people stalk you silently. These people normally don't update their profiles or tweet, but they stalk you, and get updates. You might not know that they stalk cos they're profile's last update is so old. Well be careful :D

9) Jealous Stalkers

People are like this never say that they're jealous but inside them they get crushed with the jealous. :D

10) Occasional Stalkers

These people come to stalk you occasionally. It's like once in awhile. When they're damn busy with their work.

So these are the 10 type of stalkers I met these days. You might have different experiences more interesting experiences than mine. If so just leave a comment.  

So Which type are you? J

My dream as Digital Marketeer - 1st day

Well it's  two days back I actually got to know what is Digital Marketing.

One of my best friend tagged my name on one of her facebook friend's statuses about a job. Well yeah I'm a person without a job now. Hard times, bad times and yeah kind of frustrated cos I see nothing gets worked out.

I have some experience in Facebook, I see so many bull s**ts about FACEBOOK makes money. I started a facebook fan page of my own umm,,, let's say yeah 2-3 year back, but still don't have money to develop a website. Eventhough I want some helps there're nobody help too.

So yeah, by the way when I got the notification which I have been tagged I checked it, it said

"Those who have both Google Analytic and Google Adword Certificates can apply to Emirates Airlines as they're recruiting them"

I'm still interesting in joining aviation industry. It was a great opportunity but I didn't even know what is Google Analytic and Google Adwords. I searched on Google, it gave me hell lot of links but anyway it says Digital Marketing. I sign up for Google Partner and one of my friends in UAE gave me his company name as I needed a company to get affiliated. Well with the help of him I started my Digital Marketing.

Well I'm kinda hassle-up person. Dislike to read so much of stuffs as those made me bored. But I'm jobless and I need a job. Just a degree doesn't give me anything.

I started to read Google Adword, I'm an impatient person, the funny part is I tried the exam after completing the first unit, (it has 2 lessons one has 11 units and other has 9 unites) lol.. I saw exam and it was like Greek to me. I searched on Google how to pass Google Adword exam, well it's an open book (aka can browse on internet and answer) but I can't do it for every single question, most of comments said "if you're new to Adword you should go through the lessons and then try the exam" So there you go, my next exam retake in 2 weeks.

But I started reading Google Analytic. I realized that is so interesting and now I'm on the last lesson and pretty confident to pass the exam.

The great thing is, anyway I need a job, so went to online job market, I saw a lot of Digital Marketeer jobs. Well that gave me confidence to do more and more on this.

Well still I'm on my way. I just thought of record my foot prints on my blog.

Type of Tweeps

Day by day tweeter becomes more interesting social network because of the billions and trillions of tweets. So this is just a funny writing about type of tweeps whom I find on my time line.

1. The PhilosophyTweep

This kind of tweeps always tweet inspirational, serious and so matured tweets. Mostly that’s the way they’re thinking about them and the world.

2. The FoodieTweeps

Eventhough it’s the dooms day they still tweet about what they eat and/or even in the heaven or hell what they’re gonna eat.

3.      The BBCTweeps

AKA journalist, these people are always aware of what’s going on the world what is latest news in the world or in the country they’re living in. Whatever the incident becomes as a news for them.

4.      The RetweetTweeps

These people never tweet only retweet other people’s tweets. Maybe they’re lazy enough to tweet.

5.      Never FollowTweep

These tweeps never follow back when they’re followed.

6.      The ThiefTweeps

These tweeps are stealing other tweeps’ tweets and tweet as like theirs.

7.      Follow UnfollowTweeps

These tweeps follow people once they get the follow back then unfollow that particular tweep.

8.      The WannabeTweeps

These kinda tweeps wannabe tweeps

9.       The CelebrityTweeps

Tweeps act like celebrities. The way the smile, do make ups, walk, hair styles these people act like they’re celebrities.

10.  The PartyTweeps

AKA party animals

11.  The ShopaholicTweeps

Always do shopping and tweet about them

12.  The SportyTweeps

These tweeps are living in the games. Some tweeps are living in their fevourite sportsman/woman’s house. That much they know their personal life. Regardless of the sports they tweet about any sport, but some sticking to one or two.

13.  The FamousTweeps

These kind of tweeps are always on twitter and people like their tweets.